William Pitt

1. An act of defecation. Cockney rhyming slang from ‘sh*t’. From William Pitt (1759-1806), the youngest Prime Minister of England on record.

2. Excrement.


Usage Example:

Me: “Right, I’m off for a William Pitt!”
Joe: “not again, what’s wrong with you man!”

Dude, you better not be trying some XSS bullshit, script kiddie!


How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


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tommy (tank)

Noun. To masturbate. Cockney Rhyming Slang on ‘wank’. See ‘wanking


Usage Example:

Me: “So you didn’t crack on with her then?”
Joe: “No way! She’s the boss’ daughter, I just made my excuses and went home and had a tommy tank.”

Dude, you better not be trying some XSS bullshit, script kiddie!


How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


Just type in your example, it’s not rocket science!

Pete Tong

Adjective. Wrong. Cockney Rhyming slang. After Pete Tong, a well known British radio and club D.J.


Usage Example:

Me: “WTF has happened here?”
Joe: “Don’t know, it’s all gone a bit Pete Tong.”

Dude, you better not be trying some XSS bullshit, script kiddie!


How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


Just type in your example, it’s not rocket science!

Pat and Mick

Adjective. Feeling ill or nauseous. Cockney Rhyming slang on sick.

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How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


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Paul Weller

Noun. Pertaining to Stella Artois, a popular brand of Lager. Cockney Rhyming slang on Stella. Paul Weller, is a famous British pop musician.

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How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


Just type in your example, it’s not rocket science!

on the Pat and Mick

Phrase. Taking time off work due to sickness. Cockney Rhyming slang for on the sick. See ‘Pat and Mick’.

Dude, you better not be trying some XSS bullshit, script kiddie!


How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


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Oliver Twist

Noun. Fist. Cockney Rhyming slang.

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mutt ‘n’ jeff

Adjective. Deaf. Cockney rhyming slang on the cartoon characters created
by Bud Fischer and popular after the Second World War. Cf. ‘mutton’.

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How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


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merchant banker

Noun. A contemptible or detestable person. Cockney Rhyming slang for ‘wanker’.

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Usage Example:

Me: “Bloody hell, what’s wrong with him?”
Joe: “He’s a total merchant banker!”

Dude, you better not be trying some XSS bullshit, script kiddie!


How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


Just type in your example, it’s not rocket science!

J Arthur

Noun. An act of masturbation. Cockney Rhyming slang on J. Arthur Rank (founder of the Rank film organisation), whose surname rhymes with ‘wank’.


Usage Example:

Me: “So, did you score last night?”
Joe: “Nah, ended going home and having a J Arthur”

Dude, you better not be trying some XSS bullshit, script kiddie!


How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


Just type in your example, it’s not rocket science!


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