old biddy

Noun. A old lady, a female pensioner.


Usage Example:

Joe: “How slow is that person in front going?”
Me: “About 20mph, I think it’s and old biddy”

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brass monkeys

Phrase. Extremely cold weather. From the expression ‘cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey’.


Usage Example:

Me: “That’s a big coat you’ve got on there!”
Joe: “Damn right, it’s brass monkeys out there!”

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Jobby Chopper

Noun. A macerator toilet, also known as a ‘sh*t smasher’.


Usage Example:

Me: “What the hell is that grinding noise?”
Joe: “It’s the toilet, it’s one of those Jobby Choppers!”

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Z’s

Noun. To sleep or nap. An Americanism, pronounced ‘zeds’.

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Usage Example:

Me: “Shall we watch one more episode?”
Joe: “Nah, I’m going to catch some Z’s”

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How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


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zit

Noun. A spot, pimple or boil on the skin, especially the face.

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Usage Example:

Joe: “Holy crap, looks at those zits!”
Me: “He needs to get some jollop and sort that out.”

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zonked (out)

Adjective. Tired or worn out through over exertion. Also intoxicated to the point of passing out.


Usage Example:

Me: “Are you alright, dude?”
Joe: “Nah, I was up at 5, I’m totally zonked out.”

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zoot

Noun. A joint. A marijuana/cannabis cigarette.

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zapper

Noun. A remote control for a device, usually a Television.  A term mainly used by older people, who only know how to scroll through channels and turn the volume up to neighbour deafening levels.


Usage Example:

Joe: “Have you got the tv zapper?”
Me: “Here, but I’m warning you, if you put Countdown on, I’ll take your teeth away!”

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How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


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zeppelins

Noun. Women’s breasts, usually of a large size. Probably a truncation of the phrase ‘like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race’.


Usage Example:

Me: “Check out the the jugosaurus!”
Joe: “Blimey, they’re like two zeppelins!”

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zilch

Noun. Nothing, an Americanism for zero. Mainly used be people trying to poorly imitate an American accent for piss poor comedic effect.


Usage Example:

Joe: “Sorry buddy, I’ve got zilch, yeehaw!”
Me: “Why do you talk like a cowboy when you’re from Barnsley?”

Dude, you better not be trying some XSS bullshit, script kiddie!


How can you screw this up, seriously, just leave it be!


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